To whom it may concern
I wanted to do this via video– but I’ve this huge pimple under the right eye and trying to get the foundation to match the rest of the skin tone is ridiculously hard.
2010 has been a pretty interesting year for me. I’m the kind of person that likes order in life. It was supposed to be the year when I finished my Masters and started on my PhD. proposal which I would then get by 30. Ofcourse, one must never underestimate the power of a bad breakup and violent bacteria. And then, this happened. Who’d have thought a rant blog would get the attention it did because of a tennis player who couldn’t go beyond the second round? (Thank you Sania. Muah) Needless to say, I’m not much of a planning person anymore.
I was funny guy in class during my time in university. Ok maybe not funny for the classmate whose glasses I broke because I thought it’d be hilarious if I asphyxiated him with the plastic coating of my register, but I usually had a wise crack up my sleeve. Now, to be able to do that for a living, to be able to fill a vital yet thoroughly understaffed social role (in India), to be able to walk into a room and make hundreds of people laugh uninhibited and just to be able to communicate with thousands of like minded people whose thoughts I could echo in whatever way, shape or form – it feels fantastic. To be considered a part of this under-appreciated but growing community of comedy bloggers, semi-pro stand ups, comic makers and what have you is a privilege that I don’t take lightly. We, as a collective, bare everything we have day in day out for a few seconds of magic between us and the reader/audience. And those few seconds are pretty much what make or break our day. So for everyone who ever read this and every other blog, came to one of our shows, left a comment positive or negative or is a silent observer on Twitter – thank you.
While the cynic inside my knows that this too shall not last, and that individuals are propped only to be taken down in due course by the very same people – I have never been in a situation where I have (through words and/or action) so many people rooting for me to succeed whether in comedy or something as random as entrance exams. And considering all of you are strangers – it rekindles a sense of goodness and hope which life (for me) seemed to have battered out. I don’t talk about it – but I appreciate it.
Thank you for reading, and I hope to be funny enough next year. If not, fuck you. Happy New Year.
Khamba
P.S. You fuckers better not ask me to write something positive for the next 6 months.


I repeat Khambaji, you make so many people laugh in today's age when most have even forgotten to smile. Keep rocking!
way to go khamba!
Oh yeah, Khamba's blog was one bad habit i picked up in 2010
Happy New year to you to brother...I was hoping for a bigger piece of the usual rant but then I read the Note at the end. :)
To another lap around the sun.Cheers
As a quiet observer on twitter, i salute u, Khamba. :D
pls have us know when and where u perform in and around delhi. will be glad to attend atleast one, for starters. :)
bhai wah! Very nice. I'm a fan :)
Happy New Year, and continue to have us in splits! :-)
Khamba - you my idol man !!! lol - mazaak kar raha hun ... happy new years !! keep rocking and I hope to be in the audience very soon when u do a standup next in delhi/gurgaon.
An Sober post to end the year but a realistic one at that. Keep up the good work and your capers are being followed far and wide, so plan to travel outside Del/Ggn. 2011 beckons!@bridgewing
Yes, now this is wonderful :) .
Anybody can be funny, I don't mean 'anybody', but in probability, you get the gist of what I'm trying to convey here. Fame is fleeting, but 2000 odd fans on facebook and innumerable others who follow your blog, better not be fleeting. Phd proposal, wow, you are old, and I'm apparently not the harbinger of joy and happiness, So, keep on writing and get a doctorate and all :).
I was going to comment on your last post genuinely asking you if there is anything at all that you can be appreciative about? Not in a "what the fuck is wrong with this dude" way but purely out of genuine curioisty. For as much as I enjoy the humour, I thought it would be a good break to read something actually positive in entirety.
I was mistaken though:P. read the whole post waiting for the "but.."
It did not come and this post does not fit well with the rest of the blog.
Apart from the last line though ;)
Happy New Year!
Cheers
Khade hoke taali bajani hai?
Well, on a serious note, you have been THE BLOG to read this year. Also, your site was not blocked in my office. I don't know but it might be because of Punjab Connection. Anyways, I like to hate this blog for many reasons and I hope you give me more reasons to hate it more.
Keep blogging, I'll keep reading. And hating.
Your posts, positive or negative, always make me smile. Thank you :)
Well played hai ji! :D
Happy Fucking New Year to you too.
"If not, fuck you. Happy New Year."
Nice punch!
Great Entertainment man. I hope you continue the same next year.
Have a rocking 2011
Always rooting for you dude. :)
you are bit harsh on a lot of people, but funny nevertheless.
keep writing shit the way you do.
I hope you will serve an inspiration for me to be regular on my blog.
Awww... it was mushy.. thanks for the last lines , i was just about to cry..
but seriously, don't be positive again..
:P
n good luck avoiding drunk Jats tonight!
I don't know how you manage to be consistently funny(in your other posts and tweets, not this one, of course)!
I can turn gay for you. Period!
you are awesome.and incredibly funny.happy new year.
you are awesome. and incredibly funny. and you deserve the success. happy new year :)
haha :) happy new year dude ...
Blanket thank you to everyone. Cheers :)
I can safely say that this has been a very interesting year for you. In fact I read your bit in HT Brunch the other day, and went into an elaborate discussion about your blogging story with the husband :D Way to go, kid-no-more(?) :)
awwwww *tears up*
how the hell did i miss this. *hugs* happy new year, chotay. 2011 will be your year *finger shoot+ wink*