I haven’t had the time to post in a while. There are a couple of reasons for this:
First, I’m experiencing a weird emotion that my friends tell me is called “happiness”. Apparently, when you feel this way you become pleasant and mellow and things don’t piss you off as much anymore while you sit around with a smile plastered on your face. I’m guessing it’s sort of like dementia. Or like the morning after someone flies off to Thailand to bang a hooker. Either way, because this blog is a collection of things that piss me off – this has had a uniquely damaging effect on its updating frequency. (Some of you are nodding at this point, especially those who have told me that I’m not as regular as I used to be – at which point I will remind you that I updated just 2 weeks ago AND you’re not paying me for this so STFU)
The second, and more interesting reason – besides my having to give two entrance exams next month and somehow secure a Masters degree that will allow me to live off the dowry my wife to be will bring – is that I’ve been dragged into the world of stand up comedy, which again, some of you have come and witnessed.
What this has however given me, is the time to introspect not just about the blog but also about the state of stand up comedy in Delhi – which is mostly what this post is about. But first – let’s talk about the blog.
It’s sort of ironic that the day I get linked to two stories (one in TimeOut Delhi and another in the Times of India) is the day I get a copy of Tom Payne’s Fame – a book that deals with how society builds people and characters only to get possessed by our primal urge to cut them down – a phenomena that visibly gets repeated almost every decade. (I am waiting as hell for the day Justin Bieber fucks an underage girl and hits the slammer for 40 years while he sings "Baby Baby" being buttfucked by a Mexican with a heroin addiction)
I’m not saying I’m famous (Ok I sort of am in the popular science tutor in 10th grade who everyone goes to sort of way) but I am saying that it is a constant reminder for someone like me to not trust the process or the people who help create it. For example, I haven’t changed from the things I said 6 months ago when I had a 100 or so Twitter followers to what I’m like now – but it’s amazing how a joke which I know is lame that would probably get shat on back then now gets 20 RTs. It’s a reminder of how ridiculous it is, just how everytime I get asked how it feels like to be famous online having 6000 followers in a city of 1.8 million people.
Nonetheless, the fact that it allows me to engage with people who connected with my opinion of something on a visceral level, and that it turned from a personal blog about things that pissed me off into a “Comedy Website” that got tagged along the likes of FlyYouFools/FakingNews//KrishAshoksBlog etc catering to a demographic I didn’t know existed has been – well – amusing. So while I continue to do the comedy thing like I have been for a while, I think I’ll also balance it with writing about stuff I just feel like writing about – like I am now – and relook at creating a sense of community with everyone who came here for whatever reason. I think that got lost in the transition into being a comedy website – and it’s something I want to get back to. So for whoever’s been reading, thanks for the hits. What I have enjoyed the most however, is telling some brands I hate to sod off when they came knocking. (Also, I couldn’t stop laughing my ass off at being mentioned in the TOI)
Now to the more interesting aspect – that of the state of stand up comedy in Delhi . As with everything else, I’m just going to give my perception based on whatever I’ve seen in the last month – and this is obviously not the be all end all:
- The number of Open Mic nights is steadily increasing: From what I’ve learnt, till about a year back there was barely 1 Open Mic night in a month – but in November alone there have been around seven. While this is totally incomparable to countries/cities where it’s an established art form, this is still a very encouraging sign and something I hope encourages more people to come and give it a shot. (If you’re reading this and from Delhi/NCR – please mail me or tell me how I can get in touch with you in the comments section)
- The community of comics is ridiculously small: From what I can calculate there are about 20 comics in Delhi who do this regularly, out of which there have been just 3 women. I’ll be honest, some people who perform including me are quite crap and don’t deserve to call ourselves comics. This puts off a lot of the audience who expect something better after having seen shitloads of videos on Youtube. This is also a paradox, because there haven’t been enough avenues for people to test material, add and edit and reach a point where the pitch/tone/timing becomes perfect. Whatever chances we get, is as much a learning experience for us – and it is a situation where I suspect the audience and the comics will have to learn and grow together – and audience support here is critical instead of getting pissed and not coming back
- Delhiites dress for Open Mic nights as if they’re weddings
- In my own experience, I’ve done about 6 shows so far with a total stage time of an 1 hour 15 minutes and the transition from the written form to verbal, and watching a pre-tested joke bomb is frickin heartbreaking. I’ve done hour long presentations in front of 500 Eastern European students, 250 of whom didn’t know any English and still felt better. Some have loved it, some hated it – and I already feel the need of a mentor to bounce ideas off. I have a feeling tapes and videos alone within our environment won’t be enough for those who want to graduate to the next level and do this full time – especially those who aren’t natural performers and are more comfortable writing. And there don’t seem to be too many mentors around. (Who do you call? Shekhar Suman? Pradeep Pallavi? Though this Pallavi fellow was probably destined to be funny given how much he must’ve gotten his ass kicked as a child) So for the circuit to eventually move from an amateurs only to a semi-professional level – it would take some doing or someone to break out on sheer natural ability
- If you tell a Delhiite you do stand-up, they ask you to tell them jokes. At this point you should ask them their profession and request their services for free while treating them like a Burmese refugee
- It takes the DJ to play one Himesh song to show you how popular you really are
In general, my experience with stand up so far has been quite positive despite having just started a month back, and I’m sure it will only grow. Bombay, as with everything else is supposed to have a better scene, but I’m pretty sure if things keep at the same pace we’ll have one which is as good if not better.
P.S. I’m not uploading videos so don’t ask. They’re embarrassing as hell and I'd like to believe I have a reputation to maintain.


For what it's worth, I honestly think this is one of your best posts. Rather refreshing from slightly repetitive feel some of your posts were getting.
Just my opinion though :)
I think videos will be a good option ~ market this profession as much as u can moreover :) i moved to canada and still wanted to see whats happening in delhi so upload it
Fuck you. We want videos. We'll like you no matter what. God promise.
Give it time bro...your only gonna get better...havent attended any gigs but I am pretty sure its gotta be phaaking hard...and which all entraces are you giving...
+3832489 to daddysan
saale happiness toh aa gyi, confidence bhi aa jaye toh char chaand lag jayen =|
Lou
I wasnt aware about you getting into standup acts. I can appreciate that its different - what with all the instant feedback that will come through. Am wondering if you stick to your kind of humor - things that piss you off !
This is well written, quiet different that usual stuff and i have to say i like this better. Get back to writing than just comedy !
Hell yeah we want videos!Nice post anyway.Good to see you all introspective as well.
now wats dis..u tell us u have done 6 shows n refuse to upload videos...not fair..pretty sure they r gonna be good if nt gr8
On female comics: I was actually pleasantly surprised at the 2 women who did perform the evening that you performed at Gurgaon. I thought it would take years before that happened.
I also feel that most of the junta would be quite forgiving - we can't expect Seinfeld from a nation that takes offense faster than you can say "Newman!"...
But thanks to intrepid adventurers like you, we can hope for more laughs - genuinely desi laughs :)
bhai kahe modest bante ho, TOI padhte to kaafi log bhale hi kitna bhi jhantu ho!!! tumhare article ka link daal raha hoon, audience ko to padhne do ;)
http://blogs.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/buzzthat/entry/funnycareers-anyone
That feeling of mellowness, smile plastered on your face can also be love. But I think you are probably too busy with Emma/Saina to catch that virus yet :p
Whether it is celeb bashing, or confession of your crush on Sania Mirza or this post which is serious and introspective, your blog is worth reading, always.
Best of luck with the stand up comedy, hope to watch you perform soon
Dude, can you like write in shorter sentences? People like me have trouble reading and understanding long winding text. Takes away all the humor - I know it's funny, and I would laugh expect that I'm completely out of wind after reading thru it :-(
I agree with (the?) a traveller.
Also with daddy san. Videos please.
Dude! Your face plastered all over newspapers and you start acting pricey (also mistaken as modesty by some).
Honestly, your performances have been rocking. I know, I'm referred to as "the other guys who did not do so well".
Nice stuff you write though...
Ahem..pretty honest and straightforward, this post. I like your blog because you can make me laugh at things and people which irritate me like hell and which I can't do anything about. At the same time you've been successful in reminding us how much shit we accept from people and society just because they have become 'normalized'.
Would be interesting to watch your stand-up comedy, but I would love you to keep writing... cauz I sure can't afford the time or money to go to any 3-4 star place where you are going to perform..
But of course I'll just STFU because it's your blog not mine..
(Bloody hell, did I just write a love letter? :P)
I had agree with traveller's comment. the posts were indeed getting repetitive. the style here is a welcome break. it was obvious anyway you would have moved to stand up acts. best of luck!!
Upload the one from Sunday. 21st. That was some real good stuff.
-Nitika
Upload the videos. We'd like to see how @gkhamba is in person.
BTW, I'm being a grammar gandu but you don't 'give' tests. You take them.
hey
which entrance test are u writing
u wanna do a show in bangalore??
there has been enuf of no brainers lke sunil pal ... what we need to see at this point is some creative stand ups ... i guess u fit in quite nicely
Upload the videos dude. You will get honest opinions and different perspectives from those who follow your blog. And that can only make you better.
"phenomenon" #grammargandu
try barter system..exchange finesse with the good stand up guys from India..you can teach them a thing or two about blogging in return for their tips on comic timing..
The best stand up I have seen were acts by Bhagwant Maan, Raju Shrivastav.(spell check)
also,please keep kids out of your posts except for platonic hatred
and ya
We want videos!we want videos!
Nothing kills happiness like an introspective " Am I 'really' happy? Is this what I 'really' want?"
So get pissed off quickly and get back to writing
You should try and ask Ellen de generes for mentoring purpose. She’s funny and she seems quite nice too. I don’t think you should have a heartbreak when a tested piece bombs, if the crowd you’re testing it on this time, jumps up to himesh music. tough crowd it will be.
damn. I could not find a low/medium-quality video of your standup comedy on youtube. Where are the groupies and fans? What are they doing!
But I'm so happy for you, you're growing up! And um, come to Pune when you're famous enough to get paid to visit other cities and perform.
and haha :D @Latin Sardar
@ Traveller - I usually hammer home similar points in a lot of posts. But yes the writing style can give that impression. Hopefully the break will help refresh the brain as well.
@ Aki - Well, it's too nascent to become an industry - but it's good to be a part of it. Hoping it grows and become a juggernaught on its own.
@ Daddysan - Haha! Yes, why don't I upload it for everyone so that people can 1) Make fun 2) Copy jokes as if they don't do it enough already 3) Not come and watch anymore given that I barely have 3 sets so far..
@ Karan - Yup. More stage time should lead to better delivery and presence etc. Looking forward to learning more.
@ Nishtha - Haha! I'm fairly confident when it comes to the writing (mostly). Baaki ho jaayega with time. Not worried.
@ Mayank - Yup. Different and good to get back in front of a crowd outside of work. Generally try and keep it meaningful though as always sex jokes work best/are the easiest.
@ Nishant/BuBun - Haha. Read my earlier comment.
@ Aquatic - Ooh! You were there? Who who?
@ Semi - Modest? Not really. I'm quite clear that way. So far, lines are fine - lots to work on when it comes to body language etc.
@ Priyanka - Don't remind me. Not only did Saina lose in the Asiad, the new Harry Potter sucked :((
@ Gaurav - How sweet Mr Taklooman :)
@ Omi/Humaira - No.
@ Jaswinder - Hah. Nahi yaar my pricey is very different. My older posts will reflect how I'm generally introspective about these things. And newspaper to kuch bhi cover karte hain. They've nothing to talk about nowadays.
@ Iqbal - No 3/4 star hotels sir! Just regular casual dining restaurants and cafes.
@ Splitt - Thanks :)
@ SSD - What about stool?
@ Umang - Hey, responded to you via mail :)
@ Dig - Different audience man. I won't know what to do in front of his audience.
@ CV - I've my group of friends who do that. As to why I haven't - read my response to daddysan.
@ Conditions - ROFL. True that. That shall happen post Christmas.
@ Clearmist - Hey! You've commented after ages! I'm sure Ellen will be dying to respond to random people from across the globe :P And yes, Pune might happen regardless!
Would appreciate it if somebody could tell me when and where the next Open Mic night might be taking place.
Dude, I don't follow you on twitter. Nor do I live in Delhi:)-yes for sure I try to catch up on your blogposts, becos it connects deeply with the emotions I feel for life here in this brilliant and sometimes @#@#ed up India:)
But I think it is awesome courageous and cool of you to do stand up comedy! A mentor maybe a good idea- but did u need a mentor to do your posts on this blog? Or to get moving ahead in your career?:) Listen to your instincts, stay close to the pulse of the nation, and above all stay true to yourself - you will be magical with the stand up comedy I assure you. Best wishes with it:)
PS: perhaps one day you can record what you do as an artist, and post it here - promise to be truthful in my feedback:)
You should give it time...I sw ur 1st show at IHC a couple of months back and thought it ws fun...but went and saw Royal Turds and it was absolutely hilarious....so it was a deff. improvement from the previous one...keep the faith and I am sure we shall see a lot more of gr8 stuff from u ...:)