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Becoming Famous on Twitter in India

Posted by Khamba in April 28, 2010

























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under: Comics, Shashi Tharoor, Social Media, Tips, Twitter

19 Comments Received

Gajendra
April 28, 2010 at 9:55 AM

hahahahahaha.....hilarious man.....hahahahaha.

Why the hell are you bothered about the indiblogger recognition......what the heck?

Anirudh
April 28, 2010 at 10:00 AM

Shashi Tharoor is a fucked up case.
For saying goodnight on twitter,you can also say:
"So jao",Nahin toh Mayawati aayegi!

ujjal deep singh
April 28, 2010 at 11:13 AM

DUDE you are Like George Lopez for INDIANS, Start posting about things like Mandira's Clevage will get you alot of recognition after all its a public property and if you want The "SINGH IS KINGS" to follow you talk about the latest BIATCH MISS POOJA.

Jokes apart i sincerely wish that you become one of the best writers INDIA ever had , kindda like KUSHWANT SINGH. (So get on to it talk about the three S ,viz, SEX , Scotch and Sikhs

Darkstar
April 28, 2010 at 12:46 PM

And I'm going to tweet this link rt now to expand my follower base.

The
April 28, 2010 at 3:26 PM

Very drole!

Always cathartic to write what everyone is thinking but too polite to express.

Sachin Arya
April 28, 2010 at 4:22 PM

Awesome Post...

You have just increased your fan list...

Throughly enjoyed your satire...Way to go boy!

In True Siddhu Style - Oh Guru...Chak de Fatte, Nap de Gilli, Subhah Jalandhar, Shaam Ko Dilli...Guru...

Ha ha..Ha

Cheers,
Sachin

Gaurav Kant Goel
April 28, 2010 at 6:21 PM

Mast Post!!! :)))

blank_confusion
April 28, 2010 at 6:29 PM

hahaha. Really good.
Another way to be famous on twitter? Blog about it. Be funny. Gain followers :P :D

Rajiv Srivatsa
April 28, 2010 at 10:21 PM

Very well written! Another one - make sure you take up some hashtag and tweet the hell out of that tag!

Rishi
April 29, 2010 at 9:04 AM

#LMAO

talkreviews
April 29, 2010 at 12:00 PM

hahahahaah frigging hilarious!! ROFL!!!!..

SOme lessons learnt: Tweet this post to become famous :P
Post Comment to attract followers to your blog. :P

ranaonline
April 29, 2010 at 3:45 PM

awesomeness! every word is true and I think I will have to tweet this now!! :P

clearmist
April 29, 2010 at 5:35 PM

nicely done! and your metaphors are killer :D

Mr. Pramathesh™ Borkotoky
April 30, 2010 at 9:49 PM

LOL.

Khamba
May 1, 2010 at 4:01 PM

@ Gajendra - Man, i lost the contest. Super pissed. Thinking of open lettering them.

@ Aniurudh - Aha! Rajdeep Sardesai tweeted the same thing :)

@ Ujjal - What a comparison! Waise i wonder what will happen to Lopez after Conan comes in. Should be interesting.

@ Sachin and Gaurav - Thanks!

@ blank_confusion - Thats the plan anyway!

@ talkreviews - Glad i could give some gyaan :P

@ Darkstar - Best of luck!

@ Clearmist - Thanks (again)

AD
May 3, 2010 at 10:35 PM

hilarious...awesome post yaar...keep up ur work :)

tantheta
May 4, 2010 at 6:04 PM

brilliant man !!
keep writing !!

Lalit S Chowdhary
July 16, 2010 at 1:40 PM

I a moment of weakness, I had predicted that Twitter is the best social media networking tool. It is completely in the hands of user to control it and hence it is kind of self-regulated. You have opened my eyes to the reality.
http://www.digitalpost.org/2010/03/pushing-classic-liberalism-on.html

The eternal cynic
September 5, 2011 at 9:18 PM

Dear twitter oldie
Thanks for the tips, they do work! Just a few doubts, is it true that twitter pays people to follow others? Just a rumour? Oh and, if one is following more people than one has fans, does it affect one's image in a negative way?
You posted something about the South Indian block on Twitter once. I'm not sure I understood how to woo them.. if you could elaborate on that.. How does one get faking news etc to RT?
Perhaps this blog is for people with more Twitter experience. It would be great if a bit could be added for newbies like me.
Sincerely
Drowned in doubts

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